Textfiles With a Sense of Fun

When the textfiles.com collection was just a lot of files at the Works BBS (which I was the SysOp of from 1986-1988), I had several major collections to sort all the text into: Humor, Phreak, Hack, Anarchy, etc. Of course, when I sat back to create this new website from many more files, I found it was better to add more classifications so we wouldn't end up with too many thousand-file directories.

However, there always seemed to be those files that were easily classifiable, but which would have only one or two files in it at most, if I were to make a whole directory for them. Or, I'd have to make a section that was just gardening. I don't want to make a directory dedicated to gardening.

So, I'd shove these weird files into the 'Fun' section. They were always entertaining in some fashion, but they weren't humor. They often preached whacky things, but they weren't conspiracies or political rants. They were just... ...fun.

I've gone through this section a few times, and cleaned it out to go into other sections, but every time I'm adding files, some of the whacky ones always end up here. I guess that's how it'll always be: The Grab Bag.

Description of the Textfile
CAAThe Incredible Computing Across America, by Steven K. Roberts
PHOTONFiles Related to PHOTON, the Light Tag Game
$tripes.txt 6144
Information about Keeping Track of Your Money So It's Not Counterfieted
10code.txt 4600
The official National "Ten Code" Signal
430pm.hum 1978
Odd little event at 4:30pm
acronym.txt 1214
A Collection of Modern Acronyms
acronyms 103455
Collection of All Sorts of Internet and BBS Jargon
advert.txt 8579
Choosing an Advertising Agency, by Don Kobes
afri.txt 10068
African Words, Numerals, and Sentences (Used by Former Slaves in Georgia and South Carolina in the 1890s)
agency.txt 3239
How to Start Your Own Travel Agency
agn101.txt 2262
Booking An Agent 101
agora.txt 5632
Agoraphobia: Description and Symptoms, from the Freedom from Fear Foundation
ai.txt 6906
Some Thoughts on the Natural Language ESPERANTO
airbag.txt 19968
Emegency Rescue Guidelines for Air Bag Equipped Cars
aj-life 13289
Life Sucks: AJ's Philosophies and Ramblings by Robert Alan Seace (Agrajag/AJ)
aj-life2 15716
Life Sucks II: The Rantings of a Madman, Robert Seace (Agrajag/AJ)
aj-life3 13216
Life Sucks III: Life in the Real World, by Robert A. Seace (Agrajag/AJ)
alpine.txt 11512
ALPINE 1810 CD Shuttle Control by Ole Buzzard (November 15, 1993)
alt_book.txt 8186
A Small Collection of Alternative Reading Materials
amalgam.txt 13096
Some Alternatives to Amalgam
amchap7.txt 4537
The Eye Detector: Use Dialtion to Your Advantage
amtrak.txt 107446
All-Time Amtrak Diesel Locomotive Roster as of August 29, 1990
amtrak1.txt 61858
All-Time Amtrak Diesel Locomotive Roster as of August 29, 1990
amtrak2.txt 45588
All-Time Amtrak Diesel Locomotive Roster as of August 29, 1990 (Part II)
annoy.txt 721
Gweed is annoted how people zip up collections of textfiles
antimatr 3713
Balloon Campaign Will Seek Evidence of Antimatter Galaxy
anything.phk 5225
How to Connect Anything to Anything, by Jason!
applic.txt 3534
Crimefighters Membership Application
arctic.txt 2103
Learn Esperanto!
armstech.txt 1926
Jane's Fighting Ships 1990-1991 (Specifications of Warships)
arttext.fun 4020
The art of writing textfiles. What you needed to know.
arubyint 1306
Introduction to Ruby's Pearls
arubypro 3480
Ruby's Pearls: Promotional Blurb
ast-dece.txt 6080
Short Biographical Sketches of Deceased Astronauts, from the Astronaut Fact Book (February, 1992)
ast-dorn.txt 2699
Astronaut Birthplaces by State, from the Astronaut Fact Book (February, 1992)
ast-list.txt 17083
Alphabetical List of Astronauts, from the Astronaut Fact Book (February, 1992)
ast-prog.txt 1705
Background on the Astronaut Program, from the Astronaut Fact Book (February, 1992)
ast500hr.txt 814
Astronauts with More than 500 Hours in Space, from the Astronaut Fact Book (February, 1992)
astronau.txt 8854
Requirements for Becoming an Astronaut: Announcement No. 3ACS-83 for Mission Specialist and Pilot Astronaut Candidates
attila.art 25678
Attila the Hun and the Battle of Chalons by Arther Ferrill
auto 6684
Suggestions for Auto Mar
autogide.txt 53242
Buying Your Massachusetts Automobile Insurance
autoscam.txt 15858
A Guy Takes his Fine Oldsmobile Out for a Ride and to the Mechanics of the Country
bathrm.txt 8191
G Saintiny writes about the glories of the bathroom, from the Winter Solstace 1990 EV Will and Word
battery.txt 11264
Glenn Sahlin's Introduction to Batteries
batteryn.ews 49140
NiCAD Batteries: Facts and Fallacies, from Radio Communication, May 1988 (Posted on November, 1992)
bikaholc.txt 6086
Are Your a Bikaholic? by Dick Sorensen (June 25, 1992)
bike.txt 17046
Charlie Lear's Adventerous Day in Biking
bikelite.txt 6879
Project for Building a Bike Light
billrights.fun 3746
The Bill of Rights "Lite" by John Perry Barlow
blackbel 10652
What Does a Black Belt Mean? by Reverend Kensho Furyua
blackhol.nas 17207
Black Holes in Space, from the NASA SpaceLink BBS (November 16, 1988)
blackhol.txt 15872
Black Holes in Space, from the NASA SpaceLink BBS (November 16, 1988)
blckjack.txt 13704
Blackjack: Card Counting for the Complete Klutz, from Steven Jacobs
blkholes.fun 6440
What Are Black Holes? by Andrew Fraknoi and Sherwood Harrington
blood 3088
How to Make Realistic Blood (Recipes)
bodybild.txt 6066
Bodybuilding Myths
bonsai.txt 16973
The Timeless Art of Bonsai
bonsai_c.oll 6384
How to Start a Bonsai Collection
bookshop.txt 21082
R.A.B. Bookstore List of Cambridge and Boston (May 26, 1992)
boring.txt 2795
How Not to Be Boring at a Party, by Jim Douglas
bpythons.txt 17551
Ball Python Care in Captivity, by Melissa Kaplan and Kyle Wohlmut
brcredit.txt 8413
How to Establish a Good Credit Rating, by Jay Anderson, Loan Broker 1986
brittish.txt 13123
Table of British and Amrtican English Words
bulbs.txt 5869
Summer Flowering Bulbs in the Home Landscape
burmese_python_faq.txt 18664
Burmese Pythod: Care in Captivity (February 20, 1995)
bwash.txt 16363
The Battle for Your Mind, by Dick Sutphen
car.txt 3522
Buy a New Car in Europe
carcheck.dos 4502
A Used Car Checklist: What to Check when you Buy a Used Car
carcodes.txt 3358
Codes Used by Computers in GM Cars
cards3.txt 2677
Mass Murderer Trading Cards Set III
carradio.txt 5724
Working with Old Car Radios
cat_haiku.txt 1337
A Collection of Cat Haikus
cchess.rul 6101
Chinese Chess: Xiang Qi
celebrity.txt 40622
The Celebrity Autograph Kit Version 1.0 by Louis Martinez (1993)
charitbl.txt 7501
Tax Information: Regarding Charitable Contributions of Property other than Cash or Stock
charlen.art 1850
Random Thoughts: A Charlen's Eye View of the Decades of Human Life by Charlen Kyle
chemburn.ana 3641
Thoughts on Potential Chemical Hazards in the Workplace, and Treatment for Chemical Burns
chinesec.hum 2384
A Collection of Chinese Curses
chinesez.odc 5858
The Lunar Calendar
choosing.cat 60032
Choosing a Cat, by R. Roger Breton and Nancy J. Creek
chronolo.gy 5876
The Timeline of Akido Master Morihei Ueshiba
circadia.txt 8203
The Owl and Lark Questionaire, determining your Circadian Rhythm, by Richard M. Coleman.
cleaning 11486
Some Clean-Up Tips
clubs.txt 4571
Boston Area Nightclubs: Compiled April 16, 1990)
coldfuse.pat 64317
Cold Nuclear Fusion Bibliography (March 1, 1992)
coldfusn.txt 10221
The Consequences of Clean Cold Fusion
collect.phk 13473
What you should know about Collection Agencies
collecti.txt 1860
A List of Animal Collectives
college.txt 6483
How to Get into College by Ian Osmond
color.cht 18816
Chat of different colors and patterns of cat fur (Choose your cats!)
comics.fun 4403
The Comic Book Collectors Handbook
comsec1.txt 13137
COMSEC Bulletin #1 (February 17, 1990)
consult.how 37888
How to be a Computer Consultant: A Guide
contacts.wrn 1966
Do NOT wear contact lenses near Electric Arcs!
couch 4080
How to be a Couch Potato in the Nineties by Francis U. Kaltenbaugh
cpoet-01.txt 33310
Cyberpoet's Guide to Virtual Culture Part 1 (March 14, 1994)
cpoet-02.txt 27667
Cyberpoet's Guide to Virtual Culture Part 2 (March 14, 1994)
cpoet-03.txt 31488
Cyberpoet's Guide to Virtual Culture Part 4 (March 14, 1994)
cpoet-04.txt 9992
Cyberpoet's Guide to Virtual Culture Part 4 (March 14, 1994)
cpoet-05.txt 33542
Cyberpoet's Guide to Virtual Culture Part 5 (March 14, 1994)
cpoetkib.txt 22737
Cyberpoet's Guide to Virtual Culture Journal (March 14, 1994)
crystal1.asc 4951
Scanning Masers for Informational Retreval (December 22, 1990)
darkfaq.txt 34132
The Star Wars: Dark Forces FAQ by Karsten A. Loepelmann (Version 1.0, February 10, 1995)
deadend.fun 4575
Phiction by Tristan Farnon himself
dean1 5915
Fairmount writes about James Dean
decsocsec.txt 2702
Decoding Social Security Numbers (September 8, 1992)
dip.txt 1519
Abbreviations for Map Regions
disable.rd 96017
Neuropsychological Bases of Educational Disabilities: Implications for Diagnosis and Remediation, by Robert Zenhausern, Ph.D., February, 1990 (January 8, 1993)
disclmr.txt 3354
A Very Massive Disclaimer
discover.txt 4208
The Circumstances of Minor Planet Discovery, by Frederick Pilcher
divright.txt 20634
Divine Rights by Paul W. Will AK Koordar
dma.nfo 2473
How to Eliminate or Brush off Telemarketing Calls
doctmean.dos 42051
The Doctrine of the Mean (Chung-Yung)
dod.faq 36133
What does DOD Mean?
dream-is.txt 12880
Dream Interpretation and Symbology by Raymond Buckland
eclair.txt 3372
The Lotus Eclair: Too Fat to Race
electric.bas 3026
A Primer for Homeowners: The Electrical System, April 1989 (Reprint in July 7, 1989)
ena!.hac 7860
The ENA Vision: What IS Ena?
enbalm.txt 3562
A Quick Lesson in Do It Yourself Embalming
eng-amer.txt 39269
How "Correct" is British English? By Alex Gross (1992)
english.1st 12672
Official English: A No Vote
english.txt 3146
Here's your Pop Quiz... What do these words mean?
english1.txt 3698
Excerpts from "Crazy English" by Richard Lederer
english2.txt 1981
The Answers to the English Pop Quiz
enid.jok 9457
Rules for the card game of Enid
erma10rules.hum 1352
Erma Bombeck's 10 Rules to live By
espero.txt 6576
Large Advertisement for the Esperanto Language
essays.txt 263347
Art in the Age of Digital Dissemination Class Essays by Brad Brace (1993)
eurodisn 53910
A EuroDisney Report by Tom Drynda (June 17, 1993)
evolve.cat 35328
The Making of the Cat, by R. Roger Breton and Nancy J. Creek
evolve.cht 16768
A Text-Based Table of Evolution's History
fairdebt.txt 1854
Fair Debt Collection from Charley Brown's Office of Consumer Protection Division
families.txt 2035
The Ten Mafia Families
faq11109.txt 33733
Disneyland Frequently Asked Questions (November 23, 1994)
farfel-1.txt 5649
Farfel Oddities: Why the Farfel is an Idiot
fculture 129801
A Large Subculture Glossary and Introduction
fighter.pil 18280
Who was the Most Successful Fighter Pilot of All Time?
file 46443
The Aikido Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) List (Version 1.1), May 12, 1994
finall.txt 98755
How to Raise Money for a Small Business
fission.txt 20003
Fission Principles (1994)
fli-laun.txt 44515
Pre-Launch Operations for Shuttles (January, 1989)
flyer.txt 13289
Esperanto... The International Language
french.txt 2084
Funny French Phrases and Idioms
freud.on.seuss 3584
Freud on Seuss by Josh leBeau
frlnce.fun 15115
How to succeed in freelancing without being 'trying'
frparis-.mis 28587
A Large Selection/Choice List of Must-See Paris Things
fs397.txt 5120
FS397: Slugs and Snails in the Vegetable Garden, by Gerald M. Ghidiu, Specialist in Vegetable Entomology
fs417.txt 2048
FS417: Recycling Used Motor Oil In New Jersey, by Theodore B. Shelton, PhD. and Michael T. Olohan
fusion 26752
Observation of Cold Nuclear Fusion in Condensed Matter, by S. E. Jones, E. P. Palmer, J. B. Czirr, D. L. Decker, G. L. Jensen, J. M. Thorne, and S. F. Taylor (March 23, 1989)
fusion.txt 5064
Fusion Principles (1994)
g-solars.txt 5436
One Solar System? What Good is That? by John M. Ford
gamchess.txt 6539
The Game of Chess
game_y.txt 5043
The Game of Y, with Cool ASCII Illustration
gblevent.txt 1621
Installing a Gable Vent for Your House
gems.01 13985
The Lore of Gloranthan Gems and Near-Gems, by Martin R. Crim (1992)
gems.2 40125
Collection of Information about various Gem Types
gems.3 7145
Additional Information about Gems
gems.4 8841
What Someone with Mineral Lore at 51% Knows
genetics.cat 94208
Feline Genetics, by R. Roger Breton and Nancy J. Creek
german_u.lan 2813
The Truth about the German Language becoming America's Language
glossary.txt 121480
Collection of Varied and Miscellaneous Abbreviations
goddard 911
A Severe Strain on the Credulity (Reprint of 1920 Editorial)
govtfree.txt 44032
Accommodations, Airplane Rides and More for Youth Groups
grammar.jap 29417
The Quite and Dirty Guide to Japanese
gun.txt 14731
Assembing a U-238 Nuclear Bomb
halfbdcc.txt 5325
A Simplified Half-Board Game Using a Chinese Chess Set by Roleigh Martin (January 18, 1994)
handyman 9750
Some Suggestions for a Handyman
hazchem.txt 9216
Hazardous Chemicals in Your Home: Proper Use and Disposal, by Theodore B. Shelton, Ph.D. and Michael T. Olohan
heretogo 31305
The Cut-Up Method of Brion Gysin
heritage.lis 22213
UNESCO's World Heritage List (The 10-12 Most Historic Sites)
hghlndrp.txt 4769
Introduction to Playing a Highlander Role-Playing Game
hi-e-wt.txt 6537
Glossary of High Energy Weapons Terms
hi-lo.txt 12047
How to Beat Atlantic City Blackjack, by Michael Hall (1991)
hi-opt-1.txt 48386
How to Beat Single Deck Blackjack Version 1.01 by Michael Hall (1991)
hindu.nam 24664
List of Hindu Names
hiroshim.sp 29319
Talk given by the son of the man who was Gandhi's scribe and secretary
histless.txt 10434
The World According to Studen Bloopers, by Richard Lederer, St. Paul's School
history.cat 25856
The Cat in History, by Roger Breton and Nancy J. Creek
horscare.txt 40386
Excerpts from Young's Demonstrative Translation of Scientific Secrets
hot_wate.fas 4437
Discussion of Hot Water Freezing Faster than Cold (July, 1992)
how2dotv.txt 4696
A One-Minute Course on How to Do TV, by Richard Freeman
howto.fun 5138
How to create the Perpetual Party
howtoevaluatenew.txt 4988
How to Evealuate New Members: Weed Out Informants and Agent-Provocateurs
htaquitd 3882
Released to the Media After Dr. Hunter S. Thompson is Exonerate on Various Sex and Weapons Charges (May 31st, 1990)
htt.txt 6402
Tension Testing of Four Different Twines, by Derek Voll (April 30, 1992)
humble.how 2703
The Humble Telescope, by David Daye of Columbus, OH
icons.txt 1622
David Melnick Suggests some Smileys
implosion.txt 13309
Implosion Assembly of Nuclear Devices (1994)
in_like.fly 1137
The Origin of the Phrase "In Like Flynn"
indians.oh 14113
The History of the Native Americans of the Ohio Valley
indylook.txt 6242
Industrial Aesthetics and Design: Interior Decorating (An Overview of High Tech)
infinity.jok 3698
The Properties of Infinity (From USenet, January, 1988)
insomnia.txt 775
Dealing with Insomnia, from Richard
interrog.txt 18575
Intelligence and Interrogation Processes by Master Of Impact and the Legion Of Hackers
intro.txt 4522
Introduction and Charter of the High Energy Weapons Archive (September 19, 1995)
invent.rpt 13423
Inventions of the Early Ninteenth Century by Big Brother of The Works
iqhist.txt 3970
Estimated IQs of Famous People in History 1450-1850
item1.txt 1280
Are You Using Only Half Your Brain? (Lifted passage from Robert Anton Wilson's "Illuminati Papers")
item2.txt 1408
Hey, Man, Are You Only Using Half Your Brain? (Lifted passage from Robert Anton Wilson's "Illuminati Papers")
japanese.lsn 3529
Hello Friends! I hold some Easy Japanese Lesson!
jcs-report-1947.txt 530
Report from the Join Chiefs of Staff (June 30, 1947)
jinfo_01.txt 6462
The J: Party: Why Think? Online Propoganda #1.23
joyce 61696
Beyond the Orality/Literacy Dichotomy: James Joyce and the Pre-History of Cyberspace
ka.txt 3430
Explanation of KA Photo Radar and Avoiding It
koreanc.txt 25320
The Rules for Korean Chess
land-tur.txt 17219
Shuttle Landing Operations
latin.stu 680223
A Study Guide to Wheelock Latin
lavalamp.txt 4603
Lava Lamp Plans (January 13, 1995)
lazarusn.txt 3550
Excerpts from ~The Notebooks of Lazarus Long~ by Robert A. Heinlein
lemmings.txt 2756
Lemming Level Codes
leverage.txt 4719
The Beauty (And Beast) Of Leverage, by Dianne Maley
loglan.txt 8423
Brochure for Loglan, the "Logical Language"
lotto.asc 17561
Suggestions and Hints for Lottery Beating
lovebase.txt 14885
A Database of Love Poems by Kevin Solway 1992 (Version 1.6)
lowball.txt 103518
The Book of Lowball by Justic Case
lyingninja.txt 9580
How To Be a Lying Ninja!
lyme.bc 14217
Ticks, Lyme Disease and You
macsfarm.old 13137
The Tragic Tale of Old MacDonald's Farm, a Personnel Saga by A. Mouse
maine_coon_cats.txt 15821
A Collection of Information about Maine Coon Cats (May, 1994)
maze.how 5409
How to Build a Maze
measure.sug 1864
Suggestions of Undestanding Measure
medicine 17714
Medicine and the Human Machine: A Medical History
memetics 46888
Memetics: The Nascent Science of Ideas and Their Transmission, by J. Peter Vajk (January 19, 1989)
mensa.txt 18545
Questions and Answers about the Mensa Organization
mera.pk 55043
Mera Peak (21,600 feet), Nepal by Chris Ellingham
merkle1.txt 6870
How Many Bytes in Human Memory, by Ralph C. Merkle (1988)
merkle2.txt 10630
Energy Limits to the Computational Power of the Human Brain, by Ralph C. Merkle
mind1.asc 22166
Radio Waves and Life, by Tom Jaski (September, 1960
mind3.asc 8990
The Indian Rope Trick and Mind Control by Fakirs
mind5.asc 5288
Geophysical Variables and Behaviour: Alterations in Imaginings and Suggestibility (December 7, 1990)
mind6.asc 3278
Computerized EEG Analysis of Subjects Undergoing Synchro-Energization for Relaxation (December 14, 1990)
monorail.faq 46198
The Complete Walt Disney World Monorail FAQ
moon.txt 37862
What's New on the Moon, by Dr. Bevan M. French (November 16, 1988)
mtg-tour.txt 10855
Magic: The Gatheric Official Tournament Rules (August 1, 1994)
mulch.txt 5120
Mulches Serve Many Purposes (Gardening)
newbie 19984
The Newbie Guide to Martial Arts Training (ver 2.5) by Jeff Pipkins
nocredit.txt 5200
No Credit? Here's how to get started on your own!
north.txt 2722
A Test to See If You've Settled in Northern England
nostrada.txt 20097
The Prophecies of Nostradumus, a List (August, 1986)
nukecat.txt 153685
Catalog of Known and Putative Nuclear Explosions from Unclassified Sources
nukewar.txt 42356
NUKE: The Nuclear Age Magazine: Do-It-Yourself How To Start
nutritio.cat 49536
Feline Nutrition by R. Roger Breton and Nancy J. Creek
nwu 16006
Statement of Principles on Contracts between Writers and Electronic Book Publishers by the National Writers Union, Prepared by Philip Mattera (April 1994)
obsearth.txt 8483
Space Shuttle Earth Observations Photography
ok_etymo.of 3806
The Etymology of "Okay!"
oniongam.txt 32407
The Insane Card Game of Cripple Mr. Onion
ooberel.txt 7400
A Collection of Relaxation Techniques
orbiter.txt 22417
Space Shuttle Statistics
orbname.txt 8810
Origin of the Name Space Shuttle
orgspook.txt 35480
The Author Attends a Party at Lord British's Home
origin.txt 13295
A Visit to Origin Systems
outdoor.bc 16493
The Backcountry Turing Test
palindro.txt 12167
A Collection of Palindromes
perparty.fun 5065
Creating the Perpetual Party
pion.fun 71506
Extensive(!) listing of Broadcasting Pioneers
plane.txt 4105
How to Make a Paper Airplane
plantpai.txt 35772
The Diversionary Tactic of Plant Pain, by Ted Wayn Altar (December 18, 1992)
plots.txt 23175
The Thirty-Seven Dramatic Situations
pms.fun 9216
Truth is Stranger than Fiction. Documented BAD case of PMS.
poison.dig 116433
The Poisons of the Realm (For a Game)
posh_ety.of 2153
The Etymology of the word "Posh"
project1.txt 15080
Astral Projection Part I by the Joker and The occult Crue
project2.txt 14768
Astral Projection Part II by The Joker and The Occult Crue
pronatal.txt 4860
Examples of Pregnancy Terminations in Different Cultures
purebred.cat 109952
Purebred Cats by R. Roger Breton and Nancy J. Creek
puzzle.jok 1049
A Mathematical Puzzle (March 17, 1988)
q&a 28056
The Most Commonly Asked Questions about Building Loudspeaker Enclosures
q-books.txt 99665
Quilting and Quilt-Related Books Compiled for Quiltnetters
qalam.txt 9990
QALAM: A Convention for Morphological Arabic-Latic-Arabic Transliteration
qconst 199
How I Got Out of It
quake.txt 5043
I survived the World Series Earthquake of 1989!
quotes 374224
An Enormous Amount of Quotes about Life from Many People
quotes.txt 53873
Large Collection of Quotes by Famous People
rad-damage.txt 20418
A Note About Radiation Damage by The Red Phoenix (1994)
ramp.fun 40225
Building a Skateboard Ramp, before Skating was big.
reality.txt 5761
The Reality of the Situation, by Kortron
repos.txt 18312
Buying a Car or Truck through Repossesion Auctions by Paul Dewey
rid.txt 1010
Getting Rid of the Riddler by Alien
rightplay.fun 2388
Your Certificate Giving you the Right to Play
rockets.txt 10368
Present Day Soviet Launch Vehicles
rses_cfc.txt 11564
Refrigerants and the Atmosphere (November 1989)
school.txt 32640
A True American's Guide to Success in Lower Education by Peregrinus Jupiter, 1992
sci-skep 128467
The Frequently Questioned Answers (alt.skeptic FAQ) (July 23, 1993)
scoutide.txt 8681
Boy Scouts Advancement List, getting a New Scout to 1st Class in less than 1 year
scouting.fir 53701
Scouting Campfire Skits, Yells and Other Silly Things
scrotum_.rep 2961
The Unusual Case of the Scrotum Self-Repair
search.txt 59368
Searching Your Family Tree: A Primer
seedlawn.txt 1532
How to Seed a 1200 Square Foot Lawn
shuttle.fun 10419
The Space Coke Can Testing at NASA
slang.col 18754
The College Slang Dictionary 1989
slime 3412
How to Make Slime, by Black September
smiley.txt 7313
The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary
snake.bc 44442
Snake Bites: Distilled Wisdom, January 11, 1993
snuffit1.mag 67931
Snuff It! #1: The Magazine of the First Church of Euthanasia
snuffit2.mag 70475
Snuff It! #2: The Magazine of the First Church of Euthanasia
sochap18.txt 617
TRICK: The Impossible Coin Pickup
sochap6.txt 891
TRICK: Two Bottles and a Bill
socsec 1564
Knowing Where Someone Came From By Their Social Securit Number
songlrya.fun 7424
Lyrics to "Feline" by the Stranglers
soviet.pre 4480
The Soviet Space Program: The Next Five Years
sovsdi.txt 12672
Review of Soviet Work in Quantum Nonlocality and SDI Super Weapons from J. Sarfatti (December, 1985)
spam1.txt 4128
The Story of Spam, by Raphael Dareau (September 7, 1991)
spam2.txt 8717
The Story of Spam, Volume 2
spam3.txt 21709
The Story of Space Volume 3
spam3h.txt 28260
The Story of Spam Volume 3 1/2 (December 20, 1991) by Raphael Dareau
spam3hh.txt 8391
The Story of Spam Volume Three 1/2 1/2
spam4.txt 3230
The Story of Spam Volume 4
spatial.txt 34171
Spatial Deconcentration by Yolanda Ward
species.cat 64640
The Wild Cats by R. Roger Breton and Nancy J. Creek
species.cht 4608
The Cat Family
spooner.lis 15679
List of Spoonerisms, Malapropisms, and other Funnies said by Noel's Co-Worker
ssan.txt 4719
The Social Security Numbers, from Barbara Bennett
stat.jok 1049
A Friend Gets a Contentless Mathematics Paper in (August 12, 1990)
stchap1.txt 2204
TRICK: Using a Broom for The Big Push
stchap8.txt 968
TRICK: Only You Can Tear This
stcheats.txt 1918
Collection of Atari ST Cheats
stndrds 15124
Condensed Guide to SI Units and Standards, by Drew Daniels
stocks.92 17816
Daily Close Information for the Dow Jones and Standard and Poor's for 1992
stuf 5166
How do i Get Published? Then What Do I Do? By Kathy Fieler
suicide.txt 42925
Suicide Methods from Alt. Suicide.Holiday
sysop.txt 3243
Sysop Documentation for Citadel BBS Software
tacomanarrows.txt 10236
Some Analysis of the Tacoma Narrows Bridge, by Dino
tapman.txt 5956
An Interview with Abbie Hoffman
taxonomy.dat 34381
A Collection of Astroid Classifications/Texonomies
taxonomy.txt 3335
Texonomic Classifications of Asteroids, by David J. Tholen, Institute for Astronomy
teller-ulam.txt 18476
Teller-Ulam Construction (November 24, 1995)
think.txt 9164
A Compilation of Thoughts by someone named SUICIDAL
thropart.txt 5517
How to Throw a Real Party, by The Gremlin and Chronos of Knights of the Black Circle
time.txt 7710
The Modern View of Time
timeline.lst 35932
Historical Events Chosen at Random, 217-Present
trestump.txt 1732
How to Remove a Tree Stump
trivia.fun 6656
The Trivia Blab, an experiment gone flat.
tsfetus.txt 7261
Toxic Shock presents How Must I Beat Thee? By Gross Genitalia
upccode.ana 5787
Some rough information on decoding bar codes
urdu.dic 75473
The Small-Sized Irdu Dictionary
usbernec.txt 24426
A Compilation of Position Statements, Statues and other Information Policies
usedcar.fun 1882
Tips for buying used cars
vgrjup.fs 12009
Fact Sheet: Voyager Spacecraft to Jupiter
vgrnep.fs 24674
Voyager Neptune Summary
vgrsat.fs 21776
Voyager Saturn Summary
vgrur.fs 14671
Voyager Uranus Summary
vietnam.cpu 20474
A Glossary of Vietnam Computer Terms and their English Equivalents
visitors.ham 10691
Do the English Like the Americans? By Nigel Ballard
vocab-ee.txt 6160
English to Esperanto Glossary
w-fact-1.txt 327478
Collection of Complete World Facts Volume 1 (1990)
w-fact-2.txt 320831
Collection of Complete World Facts Volume 2 (1990)
w-fact-3.txt 322335
Collection of Complete World Facts Volume 3 (1990)
w-fact-4.txt 280580
Collection of Complete World Facts Volume 4 (1990)
w-fact-5.txt 294285
Complete Collection of World Facts Volume 5 (199)
w-fact-6.txt 283484
Complete Collection of World Facts Volume 6 (1990)
wanted.mag 2384
WANTED: A Few Good Writers
warning.txt 2804
Larry Schenk says NOT to Drive a Subaru
watfilt.bc 80044
Information on various water filter technologies
wavedest 6603
Destinations: The South Shore: Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia, from Jan/Feb 1994 WaveLength Magazine
way.fun 1008
Finding a way up the tree. What is the tree? Discuss.
wcs.txt 6603
The Space Shuttle Waste Collection System
wdw4-92.txt 104601
The Very Unofficial Guide to Walt Disney World, by Rodd D. McCartney, 1992 Edition
welding-.txt 4745
Points to Remember When doing MIG Welding
welsh.ref 18672
Resources for Adult Learners of Welsh
what!.fun 3563
The word math problem from hell.
whatisfc 32901
What IS Futureculture? By Andy Hawks of Mindvox (January 29, 1993)
worldtv.txt 54910
Exchanging VHS Cassettes with Foreign Viewers and Using VHS Recorders Abroad
wrestler.txt 7218
A Collection of Professional Wrestlers and their Real Name
writegoo.txt 2493
How to Write Good, by Frank L. Visco
writerul.txt 2370
William Safire's Rules for Writing
wsbintrv.fun 10280
William S. Burroughs Interview
xq.rul 10978
Introduction to the Ancient Game of Chinese Chess, or Xiangqi, Version 2, by Peter Donnelly
zerosite.txt 5715
Introduction/Situation file for Noriko Ariushi aka "Zero", from Shadowrun

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