THE COMPLETE FRANK ZAPPA AUDIO-VISUAL CATALOG October 1993 Version 2 by Dennis Kiracofe Frank Zappa is arguably the most brilliant and avant-garde musician/composer/sociologist/humorist working today. But because his music receives little if any radio air-play, most mainstream record stores won't carry his albums. I have compiled this list out of the sheer frustration of trying to collect all of Frank Zappa's recordings and not knowing just exactly what is available. What follows is the most complete and up-to-date listing that I know of. Where available, I have also included the song list of the recording. Most or all of these recordings can be obtained directly from Frank Zappa's mail order company. Write to: BARFKO-SWILL P.O. Box 5418 North Hollywood, CA 91616 or call the Zappa Hotline: 1-818-PUM-PKIN 1-818-786-7546 Also, there is a top-notch "fanzine" being published by the International Frank Zappa Society called "Society Pages". Subscription rates are $20 for 5 issues. Send your check or money order to: SOCIETY PAGES P.O. Box 395 Deer Park, NY 11729-0395 1) FREAK OUT! 2) ABSOLUTELY FREE America Drinks America Drinks And Goes Home Amnesia Vivace Big Leg Emma Brown Shoes Don't Make It Call Any Vegetable Duke Of Prunes Duke Regains His Chops Invocation & Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin Plastic People Soft-Sell Conclusion Son Of Suzy Creamcheese Status Back Baby Uncle Bernie's Farm Why Don'tcha Do Me Right? 3) WE'RE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY Are You Hung Up? Who Needs The Peace Corps? Concentration Moon Mom & Dad Telephone Conversation Bow Tie Daddy Harry, You're A Beast What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? Absolutely Free Flower Punk Hot Poop Nasal Retentive Calliope Music Let's Make The Water Turn Black The Idiot Bastard Son Lonely Little Girl Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise) Mother People The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny 4) LUMPY GRAVY Lumpy Gravy I Lumpy Gravy II 5) CRUSIN' WITH RUBEN AND THE JETS 6) MOTHERMANIA 7) UNCLE MEAT 8) HOT RATS Peaches En Regalia Willie The Pimp Son Of Mr. Green Jeans Little Umbrellas The Gumbo Variations It Must Be A Camel 9) BURNT WEENY SANDWICH 10) WEASELS RIPPED MY FLESH Didja Get Any Onya? Directly From My Heart To You (R.W. Penniman) Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask Toads Of The Short Forest Get A Little The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama Oh No The Orange County Lumber Truck Weasels Ripped My Flesh 11) CHUNGA'S REVENGE 12) FILLMORE EAST, JUNE 1971 13) 200 MOTELS 14) JUST ANOTHER BAND FROM L.A. Billy The Mountain Call Any Vegetable Dog Breath Eddie, Are You Kidding? Magdalena 15) WAKA/JAWAKA 16) THE GRAND WAZOO 17) OVER-NITE SENSATION Camarillo Brillo I'm The Slime Dirty Love 50/50 Zomby Woof Dinah-Moe-Hum Montana 18) APOSTROPHE (') Don't Eat The Yellow Snow Nanook Rubs It In St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast Father O'Blivion Cosmik Debris Excentrifugal Forz Apostrophe Uncle Remus Stink Foot 19) ROXY & ELSEWHERE Penguin In Bondage Pygmy Twylyte Dummy Up Village Of The Sun Echidna's Arf (Of You) Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? Cheepnis Son Of Orange County More Trouble Every Day Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church) 20) ONE SIZE FITS ALL Inca Roads Can't Afford No Shoes Sofa No. 1 Po-Jama People Florentine Pogen Evelyn, A Modified Dog San Ber'dino Andy Sofa No. 2 21) BONGO FURY Debra Kadabra Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead 200 Years Old Cucamonga Advance Romance Man With The Woman Head Muffin Man 22) ZOOT ALLURES Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station Black Napkins The Torture Never Stops Ms Pinky Find Her Finer Friendly Little Finger Wonderful Wino Zoot Allures Disco Boy 23) ZAPPA IN NEW YORK Titties & Beer Crusin' For Burgers I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth Punky's Whips Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me? The Illinois Enema Bandit I'm The Slime Pound For A Brown Manx Needs Women The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1 Big Leg Emma Sofa Black Page #2 The Torture Never Stops The Purple Lagoon/Approximate 24) STUDIO TAN 25) SLEEP DIRT Filthy Habits Flambay Spider Of Destiny Regyptian Strut Time Is Money Sleep Dirt The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution 26) SHEIK YERBOUTI I Have Been In You Flakes Broken Hearts Are For Assholes I'm So Cute Jones Crusher What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World? Rat Tomago We've Got To Get Into Something Real Bobby Brown Rubber Shirt The Sheik Yerbouti Tango Baby Snakes Tryin' To Grow A Chin City Of Tiny Lites Dancin' Fool Jewish Princess Wild Love Yo' Mama 27) ORCHESTRAL FAVORITES 28 & 29) JOE'S GARAGE ACTS I, II & III Central Scrutinizer Joe's Garage Catholic Girls Crew Slut Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt On The Bus Why Does It Hurt when I Pee? Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up Scrutinizer Postlude A Token Of My Extreme Stick It Out Sy Borg Dong Work For Yuda Keep It Greasy Outside Now He Used To Cut The Grass Packard Goose Watermelon In Easter Hay A Little Green Rosetta 30) TINSELTOWN REBELLION Fine Girl Easy Meat For The Young Sophisticate Love Of My Life I Ain't Got No Heart Panty Rap Tell Me You Love Me Now You See It - Now You Don't Dance Contest The Blue Light Tinsel Town Rebellion Pick Me, I'm Clean Bamboozled By Love Brown Shoes Don't Make It Peaches III 31) SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR 32) SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR SOME MORE 33) RETURN OF THE SON OF SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR 34) YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS Teen-age Wind Harder Than Your Husband Doreen Goblin Girl Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear Society Pages I'm A Beautiful Guy Beauty Knows No Pain Charlie's Enormous Mouth Any Downers? Conehead You Are What You Is Mudd Club The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing Dumb All Over Heavenly Bank Account Suicide Chump Jumbo Go Away If Only She Woulda Drafted Again 35) SHIP ARRIVING TOO LATE TO SAVE A DROWNING WITCH No Not Now Valley Girl I Come From Nowhere Drowning Witch Envelopes Teen-Age Prostitute 36) THE MAN FROM UTOPIA Cocaine Decisions SEX Tink Walks Amok The Radio Is Broken We Are Not Alone The Dangerous Kitchen The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou Stick Together The Jazz Discharge Party Hats Luigi & The Wise Guys Moggio 37) BABY SNAKES Baby Snakes Black Page #2 Dinah-Moe-Hum Disco Boy Intro Rap Jones Crusher Punky's Whips Titties N' Beer 38) LONDON SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA VOL. I 39) BOULEZ CONDUCTS ZAPPA, THE PERFECT STRANGER The Perfect Stranger Naval Aviation In Art? The Girl In The Magnesium Dress Outside Now Again Love Story Dupree's Paradise Jonestown 40) THEM OR US The Closer You Are In France Ya Hozna Sharleena Sinister Footwear II Truck Driver Divorce Stevie's Spanking Baby, Take Your Teeth Out Marque-Son's Chicken Planet Of My Dreams Be In My Video Them Or Us Frogs With Dirty Little Lips Whipping Post 41) THING FISH Prologue The Mammy Nuns Harry & Rhonda Galoot Up-Date The 'Torchum' Never Stops That Evil Prince You Are What You Is Mudd Club The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing Clowns On Velvet Harry-As-A-Boy He's So Gay The Massive Improve'lence Artificial Rhonda The Crab-Grass Baby The White Boy Troubles No Not Now Briefcase Boogie Brown Moses Wistful Wit A Fist-Full Drop Dead Won Ton On 42) FRANCESCO ZAPPA Opus I Opus IV 43) THE OLD MASTERS, BOX 1 (This boxed set contains the following remastered titles:) Freak Out! Absolutely Free We're Only In It For The Money Lumpy Gravy Cruising With Ruben And The Jets Mystery Disc 44) FRANK ZAPPA MEETS THE MOTHERS OF PREVENTION We're Turning Again Alien Orifice Yo Cats What's New In Baltimore? Little Beige Sambo Porn Wars Aerobics In Bondage 45) DOES HUMOR BELONG IN MUSIC? 46) THE OLD MASTERS, BOX 2 (This boxed set contains the following remastered titles:) Uncle Meat Hot Rats Burnt Weeny Sandwich Weasels Ripped My Flesh Chunga's Revenge Fillmore East Just Another Band From L.A. Mystery Disc 47) JAZZ FROM HELL 48) LONDON SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA VOL. 2 49) THE OLD MASTERS, BOX 3 (This boxed set contains the following remastered titles:) Waka/Jawaka The Grand Wazoo Over-Nite Sensation Apostrophe Roxy & Elsewhere One Size Fits All Bongo Fury Zoot Allures 50) GUITAR Sexual Harassment In The Workplace Which One Is It? Republicans Do Not Pass Go Chalk Pie In-A-Gadda-Stravinksy That's Not Really Reggae When No One Was No One Once Again, Without The Net Outside Now (Original Solo) Jim & Tammy's Upper Room Were We Ever Really Safe In San Antonio? That Ol' G Minor Thing Again Hotel Atlanta Incidentals That's Not Really A Shuffle Move It Or Park It Sunrise Redeemer Variations On Sinister #3 Orrin Hatch On Skis But Who Was Fulcanelli? For Duane GOA Winos Do Not March Swans? What Swans? Too Ugly For Show Business Systems Of Edges Do Not Try This At Home Things That Look Like Meat Watermelon In Easter Hay Canadian Customs Is That All There Is? It Ain't Necessarily The Saint James Infirmary 51) YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOL. 1 The Florida Airport Tape Once Upon A Time Sofa #1 The Mammy Anthem You Didn't Try To Call Me Diseases Of The Band Tryin' To Grow A Chin Let's Make The Water Turn Black Harry, You're A Beast The Orange County Lumber Truck The Groupie Routine Ruthie-Ruthie Babbette I'm The Slime Big Swifty Don't Eat The Yellow Snow Plastic People The Torture Never Stops Fine Girl Zomby Woof Sweet Leilani Oh No Be In My Video The Deathless Horsie The Dangerous Kitchen Dumb All Over Heavenly Bank Account Suicide Chump Tell Me You Love Me Sofa #2 52) BROADWAY THE HARD WAY 53) YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOL. 2 Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme) Stinkfoot Inca Roads RDNZL Village Of The Sun Echinda's Arf (Of You) Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? Pygmy Twylyte Room Service The Idiot Bastard Son Cheepnis Approximate Dupree's Paradise Satumaa (Finnish Tango) T'Mershi Duween The Dog Breath Variations Uncle Meat Building A Girl Montana (Whipping Floss) Big Swifty 54) YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOL. 3 Sharleena Bamboozled By Love Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up Advance Romance (1984) Bobby Brown Goes Down Keep It Greasy Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me? In France Drowning Witch Ride My Face To Chicago Carol, You Fool Chana In De Bushwop Joe's Garage Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Dickie's Such An Asshole Hands With A Hammer Zoot Allures Society Pages I'm A Beautiful Guy Beauty Knows No Pain Charlie's Enormous Mouth Cocaine Decisions Nig Biz King Kong Cosmik Debris 55) THE BEST BAND YOU NEVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE 56) MAKE A JAZZ NOISE HERE 57) YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOL. 4 Little Rubber Girl Stick Together My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama Willie The Pimp Montana Brown Moses The Evil Prince Approximate Love Of My Life Mudd Club Version Let's Move To Cleveland Solos (1984) You Call That Music? Pound For A Brown (1978) The Black Page (1984) Take Me Out To The Ball Game Filthy Habits The Torture Never Stops Original Version Church Chat Stevie's Spanking Outside Now Disco Boy Teen-Aged Wind Truck Driver Divorce Florentine Pogen Tiny Sick Tears Smell My Beard The Booger Man Carolina Hard Core Ecstasy Are You Upset? Little Girl Of Mine The Closer You Are Johnny Darling No, No Cherry The Man From Utopia Mary Lou 58) YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOL. 5 The Downtown Talent Scout Charles Ives Here Lies Love Piano/Drum Duet Mozart Ballet Chocolate Halvah JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1 Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme The Little March Right There Where Is Johnny Velvet? Return Of The Hunchback Duke Trouble Every Day Proto-Minimalism JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2 My Head? Meow Baked-Bean Boogie Where's Our Equipment? FZ/JCB Drum Duet No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve A Game Of Cards Underground Freak-Out Music German Lunch My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama Easy Meat Dead Girls Of London Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously? What's New In Baltimore? Maggio Dancin' Fool RDNZL Advance Romance City Of Tiny Lites A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) Doreen The Black Page #2 Geneva Farewell 59) YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOL. 6 The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath The Poodle Lecture Dirty Love Magic Fingers The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me? Farther O'Blivion Is That Guy Kidding Or What? I'm So Cute White Person Lonely Person Devices Ms. Pinky Shove It Right In Wind Up Working In A Gas Station Make A Sex Noise Tracy Is A Snob I Have Been In You Emperor Of Ohio Dinah-Moe-Hum He's So Gay Camarillo Brillo Muffin Man NYC Halloween Audience The Illinois Enema Bandit Thirteen Lobster Girl Black Napkins We're Turning Again Alien Orifice Catholic Girls Crew Slut Tryin' To Grow A Chin Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance Lisa's Life Story Lonesome Cowboy Nando 200 Motels Finale Strictly Genteel 60) PLAYGROUND PSYCHOTICS 61) ZAPPA'S UNIVERSE (This is a live concert recorded November 7-10, 1991 in celebration of Frank Zappa's 50th birthday. Because of his ongoing bout with prostate cancer, Zappa himself was unable to attend. Band mates old and new plus guest apperances by Dweezil Zappa, Steve Vai and Dale Bozzio make this a first class recording) Elvis Has Just Left The Building Brown Shoes Don't Make It Jazz Discharge Party Hats Inca Roads Moggio Nite School Echidna's Arf (Of You) Hungry Freaks, Daddy Heavenly Bank Account The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing Waka Jawaka Sofa Dirty Love Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel BEAT THE BOOTS These recordings (originally bootlegs) are being released by FOO-EEE Records (a division of Rhino). BEAT THE BOOTS NO. 1 (Released both as a boxed set and individually) 1) AS AN AM 2) THE ARK 3) FREAKS & MOTHERF*%!!@# 4) UNMITIGATED AUDACITY Dupree's Paradise It Can't Happen Here Hungry Freaks, Daddy You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here How Could I Be Such A Fool I Ain't Got No Heart I'm Not Satisfied Wowie Zowie Let's Make The Water Turn Black Harry, You're A Beast Oh No More Trouble Every Day Louie Louie Camarillo Brillo 5) ANYWAY THE WIND BLOWS Watermelon In Easter Hay Dead Girls Of London I Ain't Got No Heart Brown Shoes Don't Make It Cosmic Debris Tryin' To Grow A Chin City Of Tiny Lights Dancin' Fool Easy Meat Jumbo Go Away Andy Inca Roads Florentine Pogen Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me? Keep It Greasy The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing Another Cheap Aroma Wet T-Shirt Night Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Peaches En Regalia 6) 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JELLY 7) SARBRUCKEN 1978 BEAT THE BOOTS NO. 2 (Released both as a boxed set and individually) 1) DISCONNECTED SYNAPSES 2) TENGO NA MINCHIA TANTA 3) ELECTRIC AUNT JEMIMA 4) AT THE CIRCUS 5) SWISS CHEESE/FIRE! 6) OUR MAN IN NIRVANA 7) CONCEPTUAL CONTINUITY ZAPPA VIDEOS 1) BABY SNAKES (180 minutes) 2) DOES HUMOR BELONG IN MUSIC (57 minutes) Zoot Allures Tinsel Town Rebellion Trouble Every Day Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel The Dangerous Kitchen He's So Gay Bobby Brown Keep It Greasey Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me Dinah-Moe Humm Cosmik Debris Be In My Video Dancin' Fool Whippin' Post 3) UNCLE MEAT (120 minutes) 4) THE AMAZING MR. BICKFORD (52 minutes) 5) THE TRUE STORY OF 200 MOTELS (60 minutes) 6) VIDEO FROM HELL (60 minutes)